Stu[pid Crap Online

I hate it when I go online and the first thing I see is a piece of crap. You can't do anything about it either!

That's why I'm posting links to bull crap on here. Everything is appropriate. You know who you are crap postin' jerks!

• http://youtube.com/watch?v=MNxwAU_xAMk - j0sealan on YouTube
• http://youtube.com/watch?v=B0rorWq-j44 - yelnum on YouTube
• http://youtube.com/watch?v=jcKzHIvFR_g&mode=related&search= - vaxin on YouTube

See what I mean?

404's Piss me Off

I can't access some of my favorite websites because of 404's. For those of you that don't know what a 404 is, it is an error that means the site you tried to get to is either forbidden or was not found. Most of those sites accepted PayPal, so I guess they didn't get enough money to pay the fee to keep the site up. I have tried to get to the sites from three different computers so it isn't the computer. I am getting really ticked of about this. I'm going to go to another one of my favorite sites that involves PayPal to make sure that it hasn't been shut down. If it has been, you will be able to tell because most of my articles will be negative for a little while.

Pranks

I have heard many pranks and have also made some up myself:

School:
1. At lunch, randomly begin clapping for no reason, eventually the whole room will be clapping. I've done it before, and it works well.

2. Break the point on your pencil at strategic moments. (i.e. when you are supposed to be writing while the teacher is talking)

3. Address the teacher as "your excellency."

Walmart or Other Similar Stores:
1. Play with the automatic doors.

2. Drape a blanket around your neck and run around saying, "I'm Batman! Come Robin, to the Bat Cave!"

3. Say things like, "Could you direct me to your twinkies?"

4. When you hear something over the loudspeaker yell, "No! It's those voices again!"

5. Go outside of the store to the payphones and ask them to page "Eileen Dover," "Harry Butz," or "Ben Dover."

6. Press everything that says "Try Me" in one area and when they stop press them again.

Clothing Stores:
1. Take a pair of jeans, chocolate pudding and a spoon into a dressing stall and use the spoon to spread chocolate pudding on the back of the jeans. Walk out and leave the jeans in there.

Ordering a Pizza over the Phone:
1. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

2. Ask for a deal available somewhere else (i.e. if you are calling Papa John's ask for cheese in the crust)

3. Ask for two toppings on your pizza and then say, "No, that won't work. They'll start fighting..."

4. When listing your toppings mention another pizza.

5. Ask if any dolphins were killed to make your pizza.

Online Game "Fiesta"

Recently I have been playing an online game called Fiesta, which was made by Outspark, and I think it is a good game. I've only died 3 times so far. It's a lot like Runescape except you start out with the class that you want. It is currently only in its Beta 2 form, but it's a great game. I'm still a noob (I'm only level 2), but I have seen a good amount of the monsters like slimes, hero slimes, mushrooms, and imps. The only problems are the lag and that there isn't a compass at the top. It would really help with navigation and such. They'll tell you to go left, right or forward which gets confusing because you can change the camera angle. My old character died and ended up in some other place and I didn't know how to get back, so I created a new character. You can have more than one.

Here's the link: http://www.outspark.com/

Brittany Spears Threatens Papprazi

Brittany Spears just recently threw a baby bottle at some guy who was taking pictures. Then a little while later, her bodyguard was beating him up. Spears also threatened to kill them. The guy who got beat up is going to sue her. What is going on? Are all of the musicians and actors going to go insane just like Brittany Spears? I hope not because the world wouldn't have much on MTV 2.

Bloggers Trying to Create a Labor Union

I am for freedom of speech and stuff, (after all as a blogger, I am using the right) but I'm not really sure if you can call a job that you don't get payed for actually labor. I understand that they want health insurance, as I'm sure we all do, but I don't think it would really count as labor. I do support what they are doing but, I doubt that they will get what they want. The health insurance you can get doesn't really do much. I have seen that one movie about it. Health insurance doesn't cover everything and it never will. I have to say, good luck to all of the bloggers trying to form a union.