Thursday, August 7, 2008

Online Game of August

August's award goes to Puzzle Pirates, because of the theme.

If you like puzzle games and pirates, this is definitely the game for you. It's always free, but if you want the really good stuff, you have to pay a little bit of money each month. You can work on a pirate ship and pillage the high seas, or buy your own ship and captain it!

You should try it.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

What's wrong in the world

Many things in this world today have been negative. I am going to cover as much of it as possible.

  • Violence- I suppose you thought I was going to blab on and on about how bad violence on television is, right? WRONG! What I am complaining about is the many people complaining about violence on television. Have the parents thought about parental controls? They're called that for a reason! DUH!
  • Freedom- Freedom of spech should apply to television and radio, not just what we say. Here's an argument for the government with television and radio: Why can't you just get a frickin' life and make parental controls available to everyone? That way, if we watch a movie on television it isn't ruined by either cutting out some of the film or bleeping it.
  • Racism- It's bad, do I really need to say anything else about this matter?

Monday, November 12, 2007

Writers on Strike

Tons of writers are on strike. I understand going on strike and all, but we are suffering because of it. Some of the signs they hold say nothing at all. That is very creative.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Why Comcast Sucks

I have hated Comcast since about 2 weeks ago and I will never trust them again. This is because of Comcast's stupid employees. We asked them to get rid of our phone service and they took away everything. I had to live for three days without TV or Internet! If you think I'm exagerating why don't you try it! That's why I hate Comcast.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Stu[pid Crap Online

I hate it when I go online and the first thing I see is a piece of crap. You can't do anything about it either!

That's why I'm posting links to bull crap on here. Everything is appropriate. You know who you are crap postin' jerks!

See what I mean?

Thursday, August 23, 2007

404's Piss me Off

I can't access some of my favorite websites because of 404's. For those of you that don't know what a 404 is, it is an error that means the site you tried to get to is either forbidden or was not found. Most of those sites accepted PayPal, so I guess they didn't get enough money to pay the fee to keep the site up. I have tried to get to the sites from three different computers so it isn't the computer. I am getting really ticked of about this. I'm going to go to another one of my favorite sites that involves PayPal to make sure that it hasn't been shut down. If it has been, you will be able to tell because most of my articles will be negative for a little while.

Sunday, August 12, 2007


I have heard many pranks and have also made some up myself:

1. At lunch, randomly begin clapping for no reason, eventually the whole room will be clapping. I've done it before, and it works well.

2. Break the point on your pencil at strategic moments. (i.e. when you are supposed to be writing while the teacher is talking)

3. Address the teacher as "your excellency."

Walmart or Other Similar Stores:
1. Play with the automatic doors.

2. Drape a blanket around your neck and run around saying, "I'm Batman! Come Robin, to the Bat Cave!"

3. Say things like, "Could you direct me to your twinkies?"

4. When you hear something over the loudspeaker yell, "No! It's those voices again!"

5. Go outside of the store to the payphones and ask them to page "Eileen Dover," "Harry Butz," or "Ben Dover."

6. Press everything that says "Try Me" in one area and when they stop press them again.

Clothing Stores:
1. Take a pair of jeans, chocolate pudding and a spoon into a dressing stall and use the spoon to spread chocolate pudding on the back of the jeans. Walk out and leave the jeans in there.

Ordering a Pizza over the Phone:
1. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

2. Ask for a deal available somewhere else (i.e. if you are calling Papa John's ask for cheese in the crust)

3. Ask for two toppings on your pizza and then say, "No, that won't work. They'll start fighting..."

4. When listing your toppings mention another pizza.

5. Ask if any dolphins were killed to make your pizza.